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Issue #150 - November/December 1996 |
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Madonna with Child (Dennis Rodman) – Special 25th Anniversary Issue |
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How To Be Pastoral – Mind-reading the minister made easy. by James W. Miller and Wendy Edwards |
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Understanding Church Leaders – Our crack Decoding team Deciphers the latest from the theologically elite. |
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Gleanings From The Internet – Jesus and Elvis—Further proof positive that Americans will download durn |
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near anything these days. |
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James Dobson's Guide to Choosing a Church – It's easy if you'll just follow the Big Guy's instructions. by |
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First Annual International Conference of Spontaneous Prayer and Fasting – It makes us hungry just thinking |
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about it! by Jeff Arthurs and Steve Hines |
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Madonna With Child – Why men never grow up—a comparison of ancient and modern icons. (With a sidebar |
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featuring a transcription of one of "Dr." Gene Scott's legendary rants.) by Skippy R. |
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Dobson Letter – Dobson rebuffs poor little Becky. |
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Back Cover – Suitable for framing. Four-color reproductions of our previous four covers—plus a sneaky plug |
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for a special sale on those very same back issues. Get in the Christmas spirit, y'all! |
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Another Announcement Asking For "Door TV" Video Clips – We asked you nice last time. This time we ain't |
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Focus On The Temple – Some hocus pocus at Focus. by Cheryl A. Smith |
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"Come out, foul spirit!" (Disney) |
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"Didn't I say, 'Make sure you go before we leave?" by Tim Ayers |
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"I don't believe in you, but I love the whole ritual thing." And "I know I'm not supposed to be stirring, but all |
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that eggnog I drank is making me puke." |
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"I want a new prostate" by Mueller |
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A Wolf In Madonna's Clothing; Frosty the Hit Man by Mueller |
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CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS |
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Me-a culpa, you-a culpa, we-all-aculpa. Comprende? |
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November/December Bible Study – What "the Song of Solomon" really means (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.) |
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by Joe Bob "The Exegete" Briggs |
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The Song of Solomon Illustrated – By popular demand—an old favorite revisited. |
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Ravi Batra – Another Door exclusive: Solid good-feel theology from a Tantric! by Brian Kelcher |
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The Door Interview Dan Wakefield – A Door exclusive for the Miracle Season: Solid Feel-good theology from |
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a Unitarian! by Bill McNabb |
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Fast back chat from our dozens of loyal readers. |
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James Dobson - Wherein we prove, once again, The Door's capacity for pettiness knows no bounds. |
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Hot tips and cold quips from America's newspapers of choice. |
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A 25th anniversary message from our publisher (amplified). |
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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION |
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Stuff we would've made up if we weren't so dad-blamed tired all the time. |
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