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151- Issue # 151 January / February 1997

151- Issue # 151 January / February 1997

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Issue #151 - January/February 1997

Louis Farrakhan—Brother From Another Planet

ARTICLE

Pastoral Form Letters – A progressive revelation. by Becky Garrison

Theology As Elective – As a pre-requisite, you've got to check your brain at the door. by Gerald Morris

The Congregational Prayer/Daydream – Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men? Or women, for that

matter. by D.R. Chapman

Gleanings From The Internet – Hermeneutics in Everyday Life and God's Total Quality Management

Questionnaire.

Religious Pick Up Lines – Guaranteed to work—just remember to practice safe sects. by P.K. Yancin and

Brian Kelcher

Top Ten Signs Your Church Is In Trouble – Be careful. Be very careful… by Georgia Beaverson and Crystal

Humphress

Prayer Of The Dalai Lala – Surely Shirley's gotten a clue by now. by Randall F. West

Minister Louis Farrakhan – Can't we all just get along? by Skippy R.

Goodbye, Dr. Death—Hello, Stan The Man! – Cut-rate crucifixions! Must move all murders by Monday! Sale

on sacrifices! Discount on death! by Stan Cox

Faubus And Farrakhan – A rose by any other name… by Joe Bob Briggs

Amazing But True Little-known Facts About The Bible – You'll be on the edge of your seat. by Ada

Milenkovic Brown

More Hymns From The Unitarian Hymnal: "I Believe" – We're wildly apathetic. Sing along. If you must. by

David Schroeder

Memo From The Pastor – What happens when it ain't just baptismal candidates taking a bath! by P.K.

CARTOON

Agribusiness As Usual by Mueller

Thanks for what you've given me, Now, how about some more?

Me?…I made fun of C.S. Lewis.

It took me awhile, but I think I finally found a publisher for my Bible

Is That Shirt Right? by Mueller

I kept saying, "Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll tell him about Christ."

Andrew has his own show on cable.

"Scary Stories From The Bible" No. 1 – And you thought Aliens was scary! by Cultural Jetlag

"In the Charismatic circles, do the interpreters to the deaf ever speak in an unknown finger?"

"Believe me. Free will is overrated." by Mueller

"…An abnormality would be the fear of a man who desired to glance thru the pages of something as

outrageous as The Wittenburg Door"

Homelessland by Roberts and Siergey

CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS

Department of Redundancy Department Headquarters

FAXABLE TOON PAGE

Fax 'em to your friends and soon-to-be-enemies.

FEATURE

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

INTERVIEW

Door Interview – Andy Ferguson – The "funniest man in Washington" shows his soft, sensitive side. Well, sort

of. by Becky Garrison

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Our readers writhe.

LOSER OF THE MONTH

Jack Kevorkian – Jack says "suicide is painless" and none of his clients has disagreed with him. So far,

anyway.

NOT-SO-GOOD-NEWS

Double your pleasure with these twin treasures! by Brian Kelcher

THE LAST WORD

When the moon hits your eye like a really big pizza pie… by Ole Anthony
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