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154- Issue # 154 July / August 1997

154- Issue # 154 July / August 1997

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Issue #154 - July/August 1997

Lemmings'gate: A Cult Revisited

ARTICLE

The Man is Spaced Out – A fable for today written in 1975. by Russell Beber

UFO Cult Sampler – Always worry when your rental agreement makes no mention of returning your security

deposit. by Brian Kelcher

Top 12 Reasons Why Every Protestant Should Own an Orthodox Study Bible – You mean, besides the fact

that they come in designer colors Byzantine blue and Constantinople purple? by Kathy Harris-Zmudka

Top 10 Signs You AREN'T Going to be Ordained As… - You seminary students out there, pay very close

attention to this one. by Becky Garrison

Tilton Rolls to Victory in '97 Televangelist Super Bowl! – Rockin' Robert wins by the slimmest of margins

over a surprise contender. by Doug Peterson

Biblical Scenes That Will Never Become Precious Moments Collector Sets – Not unless Joe Bob Briggs,

Stephen King, and Hannibal Lector become Chief Designers! by Gregory L. Crosthwait

Lemmings' Gate – Confessions of another small, furry, Norwegian mammal. by Squeaky R.

End of the World Headlines – Read 'em first here.

An American Preacher in King Jesus' Court – With apologies to Mark Twain, Shania Twain, and Shannon

Tweed. by Scott Becker

10 Reasons Why Jesus Never Married – Because one omniscient spouse per household is plenty. by Robert

Darden

Gleanings From The Internet – The Numbers of the Beast #2

CARTOON

Father said it would be more effective if you didn't light the Advent candles and yell 'Fire in the hole'.

Trouble on the Star Trek set by Mueller

My Journey Through the Internet – Day Sez: Progress is Slowed by a 'Gates' Gang.

Your uncle was in a cult by Mueller

Is that shirt right? by Mueller

Homeless People Make Great Pets!

Everything was quiet and the next thing we knew it was like a scene from "X-Files" and Biggus Chickenus

over there passed out!

Better have a big breakfast by Mueller

I feel your pain by Mueller

I'm going to eat the Universe, and I'm going to start with you! by Mueller

EXEGETE

Joe Bob 'The Exegete' Briggs – Suicide may not be painful—but it is stupid. by Joe Bob Briggs

FAXABLE TOON PAGE

Faithless Judas never understood Miracles; Restrooms at a new Age Restaurant; A Zen Thanksgiving; The

Prodigal Son Returns

FEATURE

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

INTERVIEW

Do of Heaven's Gate – We're not making this up. by Trinity Foundation Editorial Board

Rev. John Beverly Butcher – How now the Tao of Jesus? by Becky Garrison

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Our Readers rock, roll, and recriminate

LOSER OF THE MONTH

Co-Losers of the Month: Courtney Brown, Art Bell, Chuck Shramek, and Ed Dames – The Four Horseman of

the Hale-Boppalooza

NOT-SO-GOOD-NEWS

We really didn't make these up, promise.

THE LAST WORD

In the tradition of other great duos; Liz & Dick, Do & Ti, Punch & Judy, The Menendez Brothers, January &

Dean—Ole and Joe Bob! by Ole Anthony and Joe Bob Briggs
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