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Issue #154 - July/August 1997 |
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Lemmings'gate: A Cult Revisited |
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The Man is Spaced Out – A fable for today written in 1975. by Russell Beber |
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UFO Cult Sampler – Always worry when your rental agreement makes no mention of returning your security |
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deposit. by Brian Kelcher |
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Top 12 Reasons Why Every Protestant Should Own an Orthodox Study Bible – You mean, besides the fact |
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that they come in designer colors Byzantine blue and Constantinople purple? by Kathy Harris-Zmudka |
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Top 10 Signs You AREN'T Going to be Ordained As… - You seminary students out there, pay very close |
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attention to this one. by Becky Garrison |
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Tilton Rolls to Victory in '97 Televangelist Super Bowl! – Rockin' Robert wins by the slimmest of margins |
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over a surprise contender. by Doug Peterson |
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Biblical Scenes That Will Never Become Precious Moments Collector Sets – Not unless Joe Bob Briggs, |
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Stephen King, and Hannibal Lector become Chief Designers! by Gregory L. Crosthwait |
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Lemmings' Gate – Confessions of another small, furry, Norwegian mammal. by Squeaky R. |
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End of the World Headlines – Read 'em first here. |
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An American Preacher in King Jesus' Court – With apologies to Mark Twain, Shania Twain, and Shannon |
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10 Reasons Why Jesus Never Married – Because one omniscient spouse per household is plenty. by Robert |
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Gleanings From The Internet – The Numbers of the Beast #2 |
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Father said it would be more effective if you didn't light the Advent candles and yell 'Fire in the hole'. |
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Trouble on the Star Trek set by Mueller |
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My Journey Through the Internet – Day Sez: Progress is Slowed by a 'Gates' Gang. |
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Your uncle was in a cult by Mueller |
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Is that shirt right? by Mueller |
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Homeless People Make Great Pets! |
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Everything was quiet and the next thing we knew it was like a scene from "X-Files" and Biggus Chickenus |
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Better have a big breakfast by Mueller |
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I feel your pain by Mueller |
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I'm going to eat the Universe, and I'm going to start with you! by Mueller |
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Joe Bob 'The Exegete' Briggs – Suicide may not be painful—but it is stupid. by Joe Bob Briggs |
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Faithless Judas never understood Miracles; Restrooms at a new Age Restaurant; A Zen Thanksgiving; The |
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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction |
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Do of Heaven's Gate – We're not making this up. by Trinity Foundation Editorial Board |
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Rev. John Beverly Butcher – How now the Tao of Jesus? by Becky Garrison |
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Our Readers rock, roll, and recriminate |
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Co-Losers of the Month: Courtney Brown, Art Bell, Chuck Shramek, and Ed Dames – The Four Horseman of |
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We really didn't make these up, promise. |
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In the tradition of other great duos; Liz & Dick, Do & Ti, Punch & Judy, The Menendez Brothers, January & |
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Dean—Ole and Joe Bob! by Ole Anthony and Joe Bob Briggs |
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