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Issue #155 - September/October 1997 |
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The Door. Buy This Magazine Or Billy Gets It. |
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Best Sellers For The Year 2000 by James W. Hoffman II |
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You Might Be A Cult Member If… - Does Brother Zargon know you're reading this? by Anonymous |
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Top Ten Ways To Increase Church Attendance – Be the first on your block to make a (bound photocopy) for |
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your favorite pastor, priest, rabbi, or channeler! by Alan Wiebe |
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The Bible Through Church-Colored Glasses – Warning! Fundamentalists, mainline churchgoers, and |
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Unitarians will find this drivel to be patently offensive. Everyone else should be O.K., though. |
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Top Ten Reasons For Rejecting Christianity - #11—You don't get too hung up on Easter. by George |
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The Unpublished First Draft Of The Press Release For Just As I Am – A actual press release from Billy |
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Graham with his We-swear-to-God actual thoughts parenthetically inserted! by Becky Garrison |
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The Ten Commandments According To… - More theological insight from Kathie Lee Gifford, O.J. |
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Simpson, and other spirited giants. by Becky Garrison |
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The Door's Guide To Good & Evil – Classic Western responses to questions of Theodicy by a couple of |
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theodiots. by Daniel Scuiry and Tom Hoffmann |
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Smokey Apocalypse – This angelic message is a real miracle. by Neil Ellis Orts |
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Promise Keepers Anonymous – Open to anyone who is PO'd at P.K. First names only, please. by Darrel |
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NBA's Rodman Claims Bias In Rejection Of Mother Teresa Succession Bid – Dennis apparently has too |
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much time on his hands this off-season. by Paul Somerville |
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Just How Religious Are You? - Check your spiritual Temperature with this written equivalent of a rectal |
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thermometer. by P.K. Yancin |
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Henry Reisch Pitches The Big Guy – Have your people give my people a call, J-man. Ciao, baby. by Tim |
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Can You Sell This? - We weren't going to buy this wretched article, but John and Peter managed to reel us |
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in. by John Carney & Peter Smith |
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Gleanings From The Internet – More numbers o' the Beast. |
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Thank God IT Wasn't Dolly! - A fantasy, an allegory, a naked case of gratuitous Purkey-bashing. by Gilbert |
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A homeless scuba diver. by Mueller |
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Oh, Great. And just when we got the building paid off. by Allen |
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The Exegete – Does an all knowing, all seeing, all-powerful God Really need your help? by Joe Bob |
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"Yes for the hundred and fiftieth time! We're burning in hell!!!!!" by Callahan; "We would have had you over |
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sooner, but there was so much evidence around."; The Lousy Pyramids of Egypt by Mueller; "What |
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The Rev. Billy Graham – The Just As I Am guy receives the "Just a darn minute there, buster!" treatment. by |
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The Door's waggish Editorial Board |
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Charles Colson – In honor of the 25th anniversary of Watergate, one of our intrepid reporters tracks down |
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"Chuckles" Colson but forgets to ask "Who was Deep Throat, really?" by Peter Smith |
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Henry Beard – If you don't like this issue's cover, blame this man. by Becky Garrison |
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Even more shocking contributions from our faithful readers. Some of which are signed. |
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Sour Grapes Department; It's payback time for that rebel without a clue, Franklin Graham. |
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It's getting harder and harder to satirize these folks. |
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The Gospel was lived—not preached—at Edna's House. |
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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION |
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Shocking contributions from our faithful readers. |
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