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Issue #158 - May/June 1998 |
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We Put Bill Buckley On The Firing Line |
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Spiritualutions – At last! Resolutions we ALL can live with! by Darrel Spenst |
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The Top 12 Things Jesus Would NOT Do If He Were Here Today – Not that we're keeping score or |
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anything… by Doug Duncan and Skippy R. |
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The Reverend (With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe) – As Puff Daddy once said, "Who's that rappin' rappin' at |
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my parlor door?" by Doug Duncan |
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The Epistle of Brad – Always a day late and a drachma short… by Robert Darden |
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Religious Videos---Top 10 New Releases – For those of you out there who think 'The Wings of a Dove' is the |
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new film from Billy Graham. by Ada Milenkovic Brown |
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On the Air with Rev. Baltrippe – The Q & A that reminds us to always mind our P's and Q's. by H. Turnip |
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An Examination of Gender Differences in Understanding the Ten Commandments/Neither Greek Nor Jew – |
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With a special appendix for our treasured hermaphroditic readers. by Paul Somerville |
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Mr. Beast's Page – More mathematical missives for the Millennium. |
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Let There Be More Light (The Door's Take on Those Stupid Light Bulb Jokes) – Stop us if you've heard any |
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of these…..please! by Kathy Harris-Zmudka |
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How Literal Are You? – But then, most Liberal Theologians question who is buried in Grant's Tomb. by |
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Hocuscope – Who needs the Psychic Friends Network when you've to The Door? by Melinda Brindley |
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Church Bulletin Bloopers – Freud would have a hey-day with some of these whoppers! |
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Multi-Level Membership Plan Seen As Solution to Promise Keepers Rift – Am-Way, Yahweh, what's the |
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difference? by Paul Somerville |
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The Missing Issue…We Did It For You! – Why this issue HAD to be late AND an exciting announcement |
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about the future that means never having to say you're sorry again! by The Editors |
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We're sorry. This law firm does not defend fallen angels |
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I'm afraid he's joined one of those white ceramicist groups by Mueller |
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Though content as a simple farmer, Elmer often found the urge to preach irresistible. by Allen |
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CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS |
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Hey you want perfection? Buy 'Sourjourners'! |
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The Exegete – Our forgotten tribesman returns from Mother Russia after turning his exegetical Nikon on |
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File under: Stuff You Do When You Should be Working. |
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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction |
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William F. Buckley – Wherein, much to his dismay, The Door places both Buckley AND his book 'Nearer, My |
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God' on the firing line! by Becky Garrison |
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A. Whitney Brown – An angry, aging Agnostic gets antagonistic with us. by Becky Garrison |
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Virgina Stem Owens – Is "creative writing" an oxymoron in Christian circles? by Trinity Foundation Editorial |
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Our readers write, writhe and roll! |
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Loser P.K. Confidential – Who killed Cock Robin, circa 1997. by Skippy R. |
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The Madness of Ken George – The Door gets a stiff dose of reality from a holy fool. And likes it. |
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