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Issue #160 - September/October 1998 |
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Christian Soldier of Fortune - Guns N' Moses |
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Six Flags Over Armageddon - When going to Disney World just isn't quite enough. by Paul Somerville and |
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Top 10 Things an Amish Person Would NEVER Say - #11: Things go better with coke! by Adam Finley |
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Top 10 Signs Your Kids are Watching Too Much Religious TV - #11: When they can tell you the country of |
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origin of each ICBM during the opening of the nightly TBN broadcast. by Ed L. Wier |
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Top 10 Bad Sermon Openers - #11: "Good evening, welcome to Word of Faith Ministries. I'm Pastor Bob |
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Tilton...". by Ed L. Weir and Doug Duncan |
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The Ten Commandments of NRA President Charlton Heston - Ten Commandments hardly seem to be |
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enough for Big Chuck. by Paul Somerville |
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United Methodist Women Celebrate "Great Commiseration" in Orlando - Assuming one of Pat Robertson's |
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asteroids doesn't flatten it first. by Paul Somerville |
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Some Peace Accords We'd Like to See - Hey! You left out Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan! by Doug |
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One Day in the Life of Willie Ramsey - Happiness is STILL a warm gun, Reverend. by Adam Finley |
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How to become the Pastor's Pet - Kids: don't try any of these suggestions at home. Or in church. This is |
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grown-up satire. by Kathy Harris-Zmudka |
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Gleanings from the Internet "Gracious Submission" - World Premiere of a new Southern Baptist hymn! |
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East Gallop, Nebraska Christian Middle School Math Proficiency Exam - Premise #1: Darwin was the Anti- |
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Christ. by Kathy Harris-Zmudka |
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Brother Retentive - Our very own version of "Dear Abby"...or is that "Dear Shabby"? by Matthew Polly |
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An Open Letter to James V. Heidinger II, Publisher, Good News Publishing - Wherein we methodically dis |
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the Methodists. by Paul Somerville |
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10 Signs You Are Being Called to be a Prophet/10 Signs You Are Being Called to be a Televangelist - |
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Oddly enough there is no overlap between these two lists! by Skippy R and Ed Wier |
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Pat Flags Orlando's Magic Kingdom - Is Orlando really the most wicked city in America? by Benjamin R. |
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The Bible, Corrected - It's about darn time! by Robert M. Price |
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Your child on Guns? by Mueller |
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Prayer Requests - Got a zit? Who you gonna call? by Cultural Jet Lag |
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CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS |
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So we messed up. So sue us. |
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THE EXEGETE: More Biblical mandates for our time on keeping slaves and eating pork chops. by Steve |
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Harlan Ellison - The beast who cried "Oy vey!" at the heart of the atom. |
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Arianna Huffington - Conservatives DO have a conscience! by Becky Garrison |
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Dr. Susan Garrett - When angels come alive. by Becky Garrison |
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Our readers write and write and write. by Doug Duncan |
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Charlton Heston - Has the Chuckster finally met his match? by Robert Darden |
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Not to be confused with Not So Bad News by Brian Kelcher |
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Why we do what we do! by Ole Anthony |
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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION |
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