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Issue #166 - September/October 1999 |
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Attack of the Evangelical Horror Movies |
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Just Prayer – Lord, we just so much just want to commend this writer—just to You. by Ed L. Wier |
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Evangelical Horror Movies – These babies make The Blair Witch Project look like the Muppets from Space by |
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What if the Corinthians Answered Paul's Letters? – (Originally appeared in December 1985/January 1986 |
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#88) Take our advice: go to a qualified ophthalmologist about that problem you're always complaining a |
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Top Ten Feng Shui Rules for Progressive Churches – Feng Shui, a Chinese philosophy that claims serenity |
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can be obtained by careful placement of household furniture. by Todd Outcalt |
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Top 10 New Christian Computer Viruses – You'll never turn on your computer again! by Shane |
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The Palestine Times Best Seller List – we particularly recommend St. Stephen's Everybody must get |
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stoned. by Ronald D. Lankford, Jr. |
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The Church of Di-Entology – I would Di 4 U. by Matt Sullivan |
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Environmentalist Bible – How the furbish lousewort attained a state of grace. by Paul Somerville |
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A Christian's Primer on how to Survive Halloween – Rule #11: Don't eat communion wafers laced with |
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strychnine. by Matthew Porte |
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Diaspora, Holocaust and Ethnic Cleansing: Toward a New Vision of Funny – Citations from the monograph |
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of Jean-Marc-Luc-Picard Borg: The Hermeneutics of Flatulence in the Oral Tradition of the Albanian Art |
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Christian Fortune Cookies – You will soon meet a tall, handsome Mormon knocking on your door. by Todd |
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Calendar of Saints – Deleted: any martyred saint whose death, if dramatized on American television, would |
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receive an advisory warning of "TV 14" or higher, owing to offensive and graphic violence. |
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Ask Pastor Happy – Not tithing on your gross income is just plain gross. by John Green |
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Annual Denominational Survey, national Association of Holiness Nazarenes – we really didn't mean the |
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confidentiality thing. by Jerry Robbins |
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Ten Politically Correct Commandments for the Year 2000 – How Moses got his nickname: Knuckles. by |
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"Signs and Wonders" by Judd; "…suffered from periodic Jesus Movement flashbacks.." by Sisson; Pat |
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Roberston's Dog by Mueller; "..Charles Stanley preaching cruise" by Judd; Promise Keepers by Judd; "They w |
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Cultural Jet Lag – "Nouveau Divination" |
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Culture Jet Lag – "The Prince and the Princess—a commemorative collector plate |
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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction by Brian Kelcher |
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Nick Cage – Extra! Extra! Read all about The Tabloid Bible! by John Carney |
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Victoria Jackson--Victoria's secret: She's a Christian! by Becky Garrison |
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Don Lattin – Church shopping in the new millennium. by John Carney |
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Pat Robertson – Shout it from the housetops! by Skippy R. |
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The Golden Rules to the Golden Rule by Ole Anthony and Skippy R. |
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