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Issue #167 - November/December 1999 |
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"Are You the Antichrist" The results of our fab new quiz are in! by Bob Darden |
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The Most Common First Sentences Spoken in the After-Life – Just in case you want to practice ahead of |
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Witness Wipes – Meeting people at their point of need by John Green |
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WwjDOS 2000, The Christian Operating System – You converted the couple down the street. You converted |
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20 sinners at your last tent revival. Isn't it time you converted your computer? by Ada M. Brown |
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We Vishnu – A Hari Krishna – Guatama we bring to you and I Ching by John J Bulten |
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Top 10 Names for Benny Hinn's Hairdo – All hail the Scalp Ferret! by George Beaverson |
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The Ultimate Hanukkah Album: A Door Review – "Rainy days and High Holy Days Always Bring Me Down" |
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The Top Seven Things to do With Benny Hinn's Church After He's Moved - #6 Raze it and build a hospital – |
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you know, a place where people really get healed. by Matthew Porter |
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The Ten Commandments, Re-Written for Gen-Xers – Don't cheat on your wife or husband unless they don't |
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understand or can't validate or meet your needs. by Ed L. Wier |
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The Perfect Christian Job – What joy would be mine, if only I had a Christian job! by Georgia Beaverson |
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Deep Spiritual Thoughts: The Series – Will The Church on the Way ever arrive? by Randall E. West |
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Rapture Preparedness – In case of rapture, please feed our cats. by John Green |
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O'Hara Named Hunger Head – Fiddle de dee, indeed! by Paul Summerville |
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Making your Rapture Y2K Compliant: Are you Ready? – More importantly are you submissive? by Nicholas |
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Gleanings from the Internet: Matzos and Mistletoe "O Come All Ye Faithful" |
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Gleanings from the Internet: Buddist Carols – "Here Comes Lama Tsoh, Here Comes Lama Tsoh, Right |
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Dumb Shelter – Protect your family from dangerously high levels of Y2K stupidity by Skippy R. |
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Benny Hinn Sues the Door- But we turn it into a special opportunity for Door subscribers! |
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The Dental Miracle March – Let all the gap-tooth maids and the goalies come by Randall F. West |
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Happy Holidays from the Door "I'm sorry Mary, your medical coverage doesn't cover pre-existing |
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conditions…" , "Hello, Police?! This is the Star of Bethlehem… I think I'm being followed by these three guys |
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Merry Christmas from the Door! "Don't tell him I make land mines in the off season by Mueller, "Wow, déjà |
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vu." By Toos, "It's a useless piece of crap, Andy. I thought you kids went in for that sort of thi |
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CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS |
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Noticed and noted by Brian Kelcher |
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Happy Holidays from The Door Staff |
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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction by Brian Kelcher |
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Dr. Paul Boyer – Premillennially dispensing with the The Late Great Planet Earth by Glenn Berg- |
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Wavy Gravy – Dissolving the line between stage and audience and reality by Bob Gersztyn |
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Nostradoormouse – In the year 2525 by Skippy R. |
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Compiled and anointed by Brian Kelcher |
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The Power of Boredom by Ole Anthony and Skippy R. |
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