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168- Issue # 168 January / February 2000

168- Issue # 168 January / February 2000

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Issue #168 - January/February 2000

We Got Kinky: Interview With a Texas Jewboy

ARTICLE

Mix 'n' Match – Design Your Own Cult Kit – Achieve godhead, get your own planet, marry a nice girl or two

from BYU and have a jazillion kids (not necessarily in that order). by Randall F. West

Vows of Cohabitation – So help me, me! by Daniel Murphy

Top 10 Reasons There are No French Baptist Revivals – Worst wine and pastry they have ever tasted. by Ed

L. Wier

The Touch of the Master's Hand – It was worth a try. by David Learn

The Starfish – When life's a beach. by David Learn and David McCandless

The Chi Files: The Truth Be Known – The return of Sullia and Mull-dar. by Alvin Speegle, Jr.

The anointing of Pig's Ear – A Man, a Plan, a Band – Panama! by Pete Court

Teleworshiping: Rome Oversees Catholic E-Church – Watch as He conquers hi def and rises from the dead!

by Nicholas Cravotta

Name Change Denied by Feed the Children – Well, after all, they didn't specify WHICH children. by Paul

Somerville

Jan's Walk on the Wild Side – Here's Looking at You, Kid. by Mark Rasmussen

Footprints – I hope you step on a jellyfish! by David Learn

Chicken Soup for the Damned Soul – Calm down, it's only hell. by Ben Scott

Biblical Personal Ads – If they only knew then, what we know now. by David Susman

A Saint By Any Other Name is Still a Jew – If it looks like a duck … by Thomas Shane

A Prayer to Our Lady of Whitewater – Our Lady, full of … by Danny Murphy

Pastor Happy Answers Your Post Y2K Questions – Our absolutely LAST Y2K article. by John Green

CARTOON

Your hair must be this tall to ride this ride by Monte Wolverton

FAXABLE TOON PAGE

"When worlds collide." By Rex Rubenzor "To the great relief of Al the parents in Israel, the Prophet Elisha is

finally fitted with a new camel's hairpiece." By Allen "Church History for Post Modern Colleg

FEATURE

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction by Brian Kelcher

INTERVIEW

John Hockenberry – Freewheelin' with John. by Becky Garrison

Kinky Freeman – They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus no more. by Doug Duncan

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Compiled and annotated by by Doug Duncan

LOSER OF THE MONTH

Assault on Mount Sinai! – The Pope poops out. by Skippy R.

NOT-SO-GOOD-NEWS

Compiled and anointed by by Brian Kelcher

THE LAST WORD

The Anointing – Now you see it, now you don't. by Ole Anthony
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