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Issue #172 - September/October 2000 |
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Artificial Intelligence, An ALle GOREy |
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Supreme Court to Decide if Football Games Should be Allowed Inside Churches - They not only broke the |
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wall between church and state, they also busted a window! by Tim Casady |
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You Can Kick the Money Changers Outta the Temple but… - When Catholics Die: Eternal Life or Eternal |
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Damnation? You Decide by Kathy Shaidle. |
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Prayer Will Survive; Let’s Give Thanks - And by the way, we’re going to be praying to Ahura Mazda by Steve |
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Miracles from Chillicothe - Guard your purse, there are Methodists in the house by Robert Flynn |
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“So which one of you is converting?” “The cheap jewelry, the Amy Grant CD’s, the forced smile…yep, she |
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downloaded ‘The Jesus Loves Me virus’” |
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“You hold it this way”, “The combover from hell”, “Popemon” |
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Pastor Hank Heals ‘Em” - Author of the Best Selling “Tell it Where to Go” |
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“Benny Hinn wanders into the flight path”, “House of Judeo-Christian values - beware of God” |
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CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS |
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Booboos from the you-know-whos by Brian Kelcher |
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How the Book of Ecclesiastes Might Have Been Different If the Preacher Had Been More Sectarian - For |
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everything there is a season - except dancing by Paul Somerville |
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Specialty Bibles You Won’t Find at Family Bookstores - Featuring the Crusty Set in My Ways and Don’t You |
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Dare Try to Change Me Bible by Randall West |
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You Might Be a Crouch If…- There’s a hole in the ozone layer above your dressing room by Monica |
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Top Shortest Christian Books of the Year - Including Sexual Positions by the Baptist Missionary Society by |
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The Piscean Creed - What happens when Venus graces your vocational sector? by Pete Court |
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Ten Things To Really Like About Christian TV - Two words: Eye Shadow! by Kyle Minor |
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Ten Explanations of the “700” in The 700 Club - Highest S.A.T. score of entire staff by John McLean |
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Proficiency Test for Religious Lightweights - Do you really think Jeremiah was a bullfrog? by Barbara |
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If Psalm 23 Had Been Written by Ernest Hemmingway - It would be short. And Sweet. by Dennis E. |
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Letter From a Friend of Bill: I Absolve Me - A letter to Bill Clinton about where to put his hands by Skippy |
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Fatboy Slip and Fratboy Stuff - A remake tone terribly, terribly wrong by Skippy R. |
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Deep Spiritual Thoughts - Still wondering at what point TV ministry turns into a business by Randall |
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Al Gore’s Ten Commandments - Remember Election Day and vote Democratic by Becky Garrison |
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Real Stupid Church Signs - Brought to you by the original cotton-pickin’ Pentecostals |
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Ship-of-Fools.Com, Simon Jenkins - Holy heterodoxy Batman by Becky Garrison |
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Landover Baptist.Org, Chris Harper - Born-Again Nazis to Administer Church Labor Camps! by John |
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Operation Rescue National, Rev. Flip Benham - “We’re barnyard animals, after all it’s warm, we have to |
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Dinks and winks by Doug Duncan |
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The Allegory of AL Gore - If you didn’t complain we were unfairly sectarian THEN, you can’t squawk NOW |
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Bon mots from Bono and Mott the Hoople by Brian Kelcher |
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The Age of Created Men by Ole Anthony and Skippy R. |
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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION |
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