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Issue #174 - January/February 2001 |
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Southern Baptists Vote to Amend Bible - Um, actually we mean to restore the Bible. by Kevin Kern |
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“Miracles from Chillicothe” - Brother Whatley feared that if he talked to the young people about sex, they |
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would smirk when he read the story of Abraham sporting with his wife. by Robert Flynn |
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Crackpots and Earthen Vessels - How we screwed up - in chronological order. by Paul Somerville |
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Dr. Peter Rockman Junior’s Believer’s Bombastic Bulletin - In defense of the Newly Inspired Version |
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Excerpts from Satan’s Diary - “Could stealing a walnut hurt God”? by Nicholas Cravotta |
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In Defense of the Amish - If the bearded guys are driving you buggy, read this. by Butch D’Ambrosia |
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Patron Saints for Modern Times - Are three patron saints of candlemakers (Ambrose of Milan, Bernard of |
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Clairvaux, Honorius of Amiens) too many? by Paul Somerville |
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Proactivism : A New Paradigm for Religion - If eating one more piece of cake will kill you, don’t bother. |
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You’re not doing me any favors! by Mark Levitt |
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Well, I was a Southern Baptist until they came out with that resolution about pets obeying their owners… |
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“My name is Ralph. I’m a first time prayer.” “You will both be punished for your disobedience! Eve, you will |
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suffer great pain in childbirth. Adam, you will suffer even worse. One week each month Eve will |
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“Moses sent spies into Canaan.” “We’re fishers of money - you’ll need us.” |
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“I play the Bible on tape to little Joshua as he’s going to sleep. I can’t think of anything more lovely than the |
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word of God being the last thing you hear before you drift off! Can you imagine the dreams |
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“I’ve either exorcised the bed demons, or called up the Demonic Host, we won’t know until tonight.” |
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“Churches in Crisis - Next 2700 Miles” |
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Which Circle by Jeff Friend & Chris Huber |
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CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS |
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Mea culpa for our culpabilities by Brian Kelcher |
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Jews in the Village - Schlepping at the YMCA by Ed Wier |
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A Brief Southern Baptist Doctrine of Women - Submitted for your approval … by George Haltzla |
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Announcing the New Christos Collection from the Franklin Mint - Sure to provide many years of enjoyment as |
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you spend hours dusting around them. by Doug Fattig |
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Really Fun Cult Games, Crafts and Activities - Why should the loonies have all the fun? by Randall |
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Televangelist Job Screening Form - “Applicants with ethics, scruples, conscience, or any other debilitating |
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conditions need not apply. |
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Ten Ways to Get Rid of Jehovah’s Witnesses - Put a sign around your dog which says “Beware of Human.” by |
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The Psalm - Father pinch their heads off; Loving Lord pinch their heads off. by Pete Court |
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Were You There When The Lord Was Crucified? - A Souvenir for the ages. by Blaine McCormick |
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Generation -X Children’s Letters to God - YO! God-dude! by Ed Wier |
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Mike Thaler - “Bible Stories to Tickle Your Soul” by Marla Pierson |
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Nancy Sehested - “A Meditation of faith and storytelling. by Katie Cook |
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Walter Wangerin, Jr - “A meditation on the nature of storytelling and faith. by Glenn Berg-Moberg |
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Diatribes from scribes by Brian Kelcher |
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The sorcery of words by Robert Darden |
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Grease drippings from around the world by Harry Guetzlaff |
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We are the heretics by Ole Anthony and Skippy R. |
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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION |
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Clippings from around the world by Harry Guetzlaff |
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